Welcome to The Neighborhood Fortuneteller
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening—wherever you are, whenever you’re reading this
Hi!! This is a very belated introduction but I am Hues, your neighborhood fortune teller, literary storyteller, enthusiastic career.
Assigned by the universe to be enthusiastic narrator of life’s weird little plot twists. I find myself positioned uniquely to make this newsletter to help you be the hero of your own story.
Let’s get one thing straight: you are the main character. And not in the “NPC in someone else’s rom-com” way—no, you are the sweeping, cinematic, world-shifting protagonist of your own epic, and I’m just here to remind you of that.
This newsletter is about seeing the poetry in the mundane, the foreshadowing in your morning coffee, the character development in your latest identity crisis. Everything is for the plot. Your happiness. Your blood. Your sweat. Your tears. It’s all rooted in the bit and center around the thing called your life.
It’s about interpreting the symbols life throws at you—whether through storytelling, writing, or divination to aggressively confirm what you already knew but were trying to ignore.
Expect thoughts on narrative magic, writing as divination, and the occasional existential pep talk disguised as literary analysis. There will be card readings. There will be stories. There will be poetry and invoking the old gods . There will be dramatic over-romanticizing of everyday life because, frankly, it deserves it.
If you’re into that—welcome. You’re exactly where you’re meant to be.
What You’ll Find Here
This newsletter is a mix of storytelling, magic, and meaning-making—designed to help you shape your life like the best story you’ve ever read. Here’s what’s in store:
✨ Invocations – Little spells disguised as words, designed to help you call magic into your life. Whether you need clarity, courage, or just the ability to stop texting your ex, I’ve got you.
📖 Stories, straight from me to you – Maybe you’ll see yourself in them, maybe they’ll change the way you see the world, or maybe they’ll just be a nice distraction while you ignore your responsibilities. Either way, they’re here for you.
📞 The Occasional Spiritual Hotline Message – Sometimes the universe has a message and won’t leave me alone until I pass it on. These are for you, whoever you are.
🖋 Poems, as they come – Because sometimes, magic speaks best in verse.
📓 Plenty of Notes – Thoughts on writing, storytelling, symbolism, and the weird ways life imitates fiction. Think of these as the margins of a book scribbled full of secret meanings.
🔮 And for paid subscribers… – The chance to book a monthly session with yours truly, where we can dive into a channeled reading to help you shape your story the way you want it told.
What’s to Come
The magic doesn’t stop here. In the coming months, The Neighborhood Fortuneteller will be expanding, bringing even more ways to tap into your own power, sharpen your storytelling, and romanticize the hell out of your life.
🎓 Classes – Because knowledge is power, and power is magic. Expect workshops on writing as spellcraft, interpreting signs and symbols, and living life like the protagonist you were meant to be.
This is just the beginning, and trust me, there’s more where that came from. Stick around, and let’s make life a little more magical together.
With ink-stained hands and a deck of cards,
Hues
Your neighborhood fortuneteller