10 Reasons Why I Am No Longer Giving Away My Spiritual Services for Free
(And Why You Shouldn't Be Either)
There’s a long-standing notion in spiritual circles that if you’re blessed with mystical powers, you should just sprinkle them around for free—like some cosmic charity. The idea goes that since you’ve been “chosen” by the universe, you should live on a steady diet of goodwill and cosmic karma instead of, say, actual money. But let’s be real: if your only income is the universe’s mysterious generosity, you might end up with more cosmic dust than cash. Not to mention, this mindset tends to keep spiritualists hobbling along on the margins, while the real secret (which, by the way, anyone can learn) gets hidden behind a veil of “classism.” In other words, if you’re offering your spiritual wizardry for free, you might just be selling yourself short—emotionally, spiritually, and financially.
10) If You Can’t Afford to Pay, You Can Awaken Your Own
Think of it like a “build your own spiritual kit”—if you can’t shell out for someone else’s magic, maybe it’s time to try stirring up your own inner cauldron. Sure, you might end up with a sparkler instead of a full-blown fireworks display, but hey, even sparklers are fun at parties (or at least mildly useful during a blackout).
9) Free Advice is Advice That is Easily Discarded
Ever received a free piece of advice that you promptly tossed aside like yesterday’s fortune cookie? Free advice often gets treated like a sample at a grocery store—snatched up on a whim, only to be abandoned once you realize you’re not really that into it. In the world of spiritual counsel, if it’s free, it’s just a “try-before-you-commit” sort of deal... and let’s be honest, who wants to commit to something they don’t value?
8) Spiritual Services Have Never Been Free—They’ve Always Come at a Price
Even back in the days of mystics and druids, you had to trade a goat or a piece of your favorite enchanted trinket to get a spell cast. The notion that cosmic wisdom should be free is a modern myth. There’s always been a cost—even if it was your prized goat’s annual “sacrifice” fee. Think of it as the universe’s subscription plan: premium insights, monthly payments.
7) Free Labor Drains and Taints the Spirit
Imagine your spirit is like a shiny, expensive smartphone. Would you let someone use it non-stop for free, knowing that it will eventually drain the battery and wear out the battery life? Free labor is like that too—your energy gets zapped, your sparkle fades, and soon you’re left with a phone (or spirit) that needs a serious recharge.
6) Your Money Will Mysteriously Disappear Elsewhere
When you start offering your mystical talents for free, you might soon notice that your money begins to vanish into thin air—almost as if it’s off on its own spiritual journey. One minute you’ve got a little extra cash for a nice latte, and the next it’s been “reinvested” in the cosmic bank account of life. In other words, free services might just be siphoning off your funds without you even noticing.
5) Community Resources Should be Shared, Not Starved
Sure, community is all about sharing the love, but just because you’re into communal vibes doesn’t mean you should be living off scraps. Think of it like a potluck dinner—everyone brings a dish, and if someone always shows up empty-handed, you eventually end up with a very unappetizing spread. Spiritual energy is no different: sharing is caring, but you deserve a hearty helping too.
4) No One Wants Spiritual Advice from a Houseless, Mentally Ill, or Starving Sage
Let’s face it: while some might romanticize the “wandering mystic” archetype, most folks would prefer a guide who isn’t simultaneously auditioning for a role in a tragic indie film. If you’re scraping by on cosmic crumbs, your advice might come off as less “enlightened guru” and more “misplaced free spirit on a bad day.” Stability pays dividends in both wisdom and wellness.
3) My Ancestors Are Doing Somersaults in Their Graves
Picture your ancestors giving a collective, exasperated eye-roll every time you offer free services. “Back in our day, we charged for curses and charged extra for exorcisms!” they might say—rolling over so hard they practically need a new mattress. Their posthumous protests are a clear sign that some traditions are best left in the realm of paid rituals.
2) Participating in Capitalism Doesn’t Mean You Have to Love It
Just because you’re paying for your spiritual services doesn’t mean you’re endorsing every facet of the capitalist circus. It’s like buying organic kale—sure, you might grumble about the system, but at the end of the day, you’re still footing the bill for those leafy greens. Respecting your craft means recognizing that quality spiritual guidance comes with a tag, even if it means you have to pay a little extra for that extra sprinkle of wisdom.
1) Respect—The Ultimate Price Tag
Here’s the bottom line: every client who has taken advantage of my free services has, more often than not, treated me like a cosmic doormat. If people only come around when there’s no cost attached, they’re not truly valuing the 22 years (and countless cups of cosmic coffee) I’ve invested in mastering my craft. Respect isn’t free—it’s earned, and if you can’t dish out a few dollars, you might as well be dining with your own inner ghost. In the grand spiritual economy, respect is the currency that truly matters, and if you don’t pay up, you’re just not worth the investment.
In summary, offering your spiritual services for free is a bit like leaving your secret stash of cosmic wisdom out on the curb—hoping someone will pick it up and cherish it like a rare vintage gem. You’ve poured years of late-night soul-searching, mystical mishaps, and maybe even a few awkward astral projections into perfecting your craft. And if you give it away for free, it’s as if you’re saying, “Hey, universe, please enjoy this hard-earned magic on the house,” while secretly wondering why your bank account isn’t glowing with enlightenment (or cash).
Setting a price isn’t just about lining your pockets; it’s a declaration that your time, energy, and hard-won insights are valuable. Think of it as protecting your energy like a dragon guarding its treasure—only, in this case, the treasure is a blend of spiritual savvy and good old-fashioned self-respect. Offering free advice might feel generous, but it also risks turning you into the universe’s unpaid intern, hustling your brilliance for cosmic charity dollars instead of proper compensation.
At the end of the day, the universe might be infinite, but your time and energy are not. By charging for your services, you’re not only ensuring that you continue to thrive (both spiritually and financially), but you’re also sending a clear message: genuine wisdom deserves a fair price. So, next time someone asks for a free cosmic consultation, remind them that while the cosmos may be vast, your talent is a limited edition—and that exclusivity comes with a price tag that helps keep your spirit (and your wallet) in top shape.